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Stop Following Me!

So Far, This Is The Oldest I've Ever Been.

Shark With Frickin' Laser Beams

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Ratchet And Hose

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No Ma'aM

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Let's Flip A Coin. Heads I Get Tail. Tails I Get Head!

It Is What It Is (Unless It Isn't)

I Run I'm Slower Than A Hero Of Turtles Stampeding Through Peanut Butter But I run