Dark F Bomb
Made to order
Dispatch: Printed apparel ships in 7-10 business days. Custom-logo orders ship in 7-10 business days after usable artwork is received. Carrier transit is additional.
U.S. transit: Standard 3-5 business days; Priority 2-3 business days. Times are estimates.
Returns: Eligible non-customized items: 30 days. Change of mind: return shipping plus 10% restocking fee. Personalized/custom-made items are final sale for a change of mind.
Return conditions & exceptions
Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition. No restocking fee for damaged, defective, incorrect items or our printing errors. Contact us for return instructions before sending an item back. This policy does not limit rights under applicable consumer law.
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Drop the Dark F Bomb - for guys who save one word for special occasions and treat Tuesday as one. Bold adult humor printed on a soft, durable blank that holds up to the job site and the wash. A sarcastic shirt for men with a short fuse and a good sense of humor - gag gift material for birthdays, Father's Day, or the coworker who drops it daily. Base price includes the front design; sleeve prints and front left-chest print optional at $12.99 each. Available on T-shirts, long sleeves, sweatshirts, and hoodies in yellow, orange, and black, sizes M-3XL.

How it fits: Our tees, long sleeves, and hoodies run true to size with a classic fit - not tight, not baggy. Working in it all day? If you like extra room to move, go one size up. Exact measurements are on our size chart.
Where the print sits: Most designs are printed front and center on the chest. If a shirt has a big back graphic, you'll see it in the photos. Every design is printed in-house in the USA and made to hold up - wash inside out, cold water, tumble dry low.